The worse the explanation, the better.
But what if the real secret werewolves were the
girlfriends we made along the way?Officer Racist is trying to save the Shire while drunk on magic.
Two ghosts and a mime go on a road trip.
ALTERNATELY:
Maybe the real afterlife was the friends we made along the way.
Two immortal old men fuck in a computer.
AND
Hot grandpa shares snacks with alien bug who was going to kill him but liked the snacks so he wants to marry him instead. Hot grandpa’s husband cheers them on.
Royal dumbass doesn’t realize his seven-foot-tall golden-skinned crush isn’t human.
What if food and a container of lipstick dated. What would that look like. What adventures would there be. Sometimes happiness and work stress are with them. Sometimes they’re not.
Headstrong round girl teams up with large cannibal monster to save her father from other large cannibal monster. In a swamp.
Two dudes go backpacking across old europe to spit on cultures, rob graves, do spooky shit ‘for the lulz’ and generally wreck stuff.
Kids are too OP and terrifying and everyone is Gay. And God is a small baby.
Two broooos chillin in a hot tub cause they Are Gay. Alternative: Big Gay and Smol Gay Horny On Main (loch).
The tv show Friends except with super powers and angst and 20% more gay
Lion man and ice man save the world from a small child
it turns out all we needed to become friends was PTSD and the death of a teenage boy!!!
Are we sure this dude just doesn’t have an unhealthy thing for spiders?
One Poni Girl with no concept of personal space.
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