Daytime: I could have sworn that when I heard that cuddling her was a bad option, it meant it’d cause culture shock. Imagine my surprise when she allegedly drained my love dry and I was a floppy rag doll for three hours!

Moonlight: Ha! La foo!!

Daytime: Moony, I’d appreciate it if you were a little bit more polite. You don’t want to have to take a nap again, do you?

Moonlight: N-neigh! Your bed too big!